Goooooood eeeevening Anvil of Crom! We bring this special broadcast straight from the depths of the latest raid instance that the AoC crew has been currently running!
Eyewitnesses report that the Mighty Anvil of Crom has beaten Garrosh (formerly Carlos, age unknown) Hellscream in an epic combat and are reportedly now basking in epox.
Our dedicated news crew hasn't been able to actually get to the site of this epic battle (apparently you need a ticket...) but we have received an artistic expression of the aftermath. Note to readers, we unfortunately had to remove all the blood and gore, entrails and innards, gelatineous goo and rat tails from this picture due to their explicit nature.
The person who first provided us this story wishes to remain anonymous, altough she.... err or he was quite adamant that our press would publish this on the first page... asap... when it was quite late. But all credit to her (or he!!) for delivering the important insider info to us so swiftly!
Also we are hearing some mixed feedback regarding the picture of the authentic reproduction of the celebration. Some critics claims that it's merely a cheap reproduction of earlier masterpiece by unknown author first to dawn to the boards back at 2006. Art critics have already stepped up to defend the new pic saying "It's clearly different, I can see no dead Nefa there. Can you, huh!?" And of course there are some who think that the author was just lazy and reproduced his (or maybe hers!!) previous work, but we all know what those people are called.... eh??